Dear So and So
Dear Car Driver on the street outside nursery,
Thank you so much for not driving into me when I walked into the road carrying Mini and didn’t see you. It could have been a bit messy if you’d crashed into us.
Stupid tired idiot that didn’t look both ways.
Thank you so much for ensuring that Maxi is entertained each day for just under two and a half hours, there are days this week that you have saved my sanity.
Thank you for being so clever and learning how to use the potty in three days, for your patience for being stuck in the house, and your pure joy when you “feed the potty monster”.
Love Your Proud Mummy
Thank you for behaving so beautifully whilst being dragged to eight shops to try to find some Thomas the Tank Engine branded things for your brother’s birthday party. Thank you for not complaining when we walked out of each shop and did not buy anything.
Thank you too, for accompanying your mother to the supermarket to assist her in the weekly shop and actually being a help, not a hindrance.